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A personal art movement which began in 2007 as an attempt to bring meaning from nonsense.

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Random dictionary database dump, formatted into a patriotic ragged right triplet...
Conclusivist Manifesto Tenet #18.b
October 22nd, 2007
Random dictionary database dump, formatted into a patriotic ragged right triplet...

Conclusivist Manifesto Tenet #2
September 21st, 2007


Projects
THE DASABATE PROGRA
THE DASABATE PROGRA
2012
Neo-maxi-conceptualized website artwork built using a PHP framework

Itsy Bitsy Princess
Itsy Bitsy Princess
2010
New York City debut solo collaborations art show at Cracovia Manor

I Got My Period
I Got My Period
2010
A video of lazy identity

Untitled Conclusivist Painting (Seascape)
Untitled Conclusivist Painting (Seascape)
2007
Large watercolor pencil on canvas painting

Noise Puzzle
Noise Puzzle
2006
Conclusivist acrylic on canvas painting

iGenital Dot Com
iGenital Dot Com
2009
A website dedicated to bizarre information about a fictional sex gadget

Behind the Green Calves of Bill Bixby Part II
Behind the Green Calves of Bill Bixby Part II
2009
A desktop sci-fi video involving the Incredible Hulk who alters his destiny within a framework of futuristic alien reconstructions

Meta Solo Show
Meta Solo Show
2008
A series of blog posts about an art solo show which did not actually occur

Conclusivist Conclusivity in Conclusivism
Conclusivist Conclusivity in Conclusivism
2007
A very fine art ISM

1 Hour 33 Minutes and 33 Seconds of Stuff
1 Hour 33 Minutes and 33 Seconds of Stuff
2007
A long generated video of stuff


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Introducing the new Samsung-Kindle-Nook Super-Smart-Ass-Plastic-Book-Bag-Tablet-Reader
Introducing the new Samsung-Kindle-Nook Super-Smart-Ass-Plastic-Book-Bag-Tablet-Reader
June 15th, 2014
Image Point

i think we just started the first ever shrimp scampi meme
i think we just started the first ever shrimp scampi meme
April 29th, 2014
Image Point

Brainerd Number 7 (readymade)
Brainerd Number 7 (readymade)
January 24th, 2014
Image Point

color t-shirt .. the myth of freedom
color t-shirt .. the myth of freedom
January 20th, 2014
Image Point

beauty trumps theory .. beauty trumps process .. at least in theory .. in process .. in practice the theory is ugly .. a beauty queen .. humps the fairy
beauty trumps theory .. beauty trumps process .. at least in theory .. in process .. in practice the theory is ugly .. a beauty queen .. humps the fairy
December 27th, 2013
Text Point

elf ate my teriyaki chickens
elf ate my teriyaki chickens
December 25th, 2013
Gallery Point

stevenre dot sh dot bomb ... dot chrrry pie network scam+gold is a trend this fall. RIGHT and backwards this ring in spring for the sake of McCoy Tyner's nephew. Even from there I can keep typing stuff to see what comes out and how many more characters I
stevenre dot sh dot bomb ... dot chrrry pie network scam+gold is a trend this fall. RIGHT and backwards this ring in spring for the sake of McCoy Tyner's nephew. Even from there I can keep typing stuff to see what comes out and how many more characters I
September 14th, 2013
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media don't need theory media don't want theory media is media is beans. medias dare you to doubt this theory so go media your meat head into oblivion take your theory and demand a refund media is cheap as media theory gold
media don't need theory media don't want theory media is media is beans. medias dare you to doubt this theory so go media your meat head into oblivion take your theory and demand a refund media is cheap as media theory gold
June 11th, 2013
Text Point

frankenstein dancing to bill evans through a magnifying glass in the window
frankenstein dancing to bill evans through a magnifying glass in the window
June 4th, 2013
Gif Point

wanted to register the gravy.pro domain .. but i would need to have a professional license in gravy .. to be honest i do not know much about gravy .. just wanted to be known online as the gravy pro .. it was just an idea.
wanted to register the gravy.pro domain .. but i would need to have a professional license in gravy .. to be honest i do not know much about gravy .. just wanted to be known online as the gravy pro .. it was just an idea.
March 22nd, 2013
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This is not art. This is not science. This is pancakes.
This is not art. This is not science. This is pancakes.
February 28th, 2013
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brian dennehy is not your uncle .. so just stop. pretend instead that if junior is your cousin then you will be free from transit authority persecution and grover the little blue puppet will owe you ten bucks
brian dennehy is not your uncle .. so just stop. pretend instead that if junior is your cousin then you will be free from transit authority persecution and grover the little blue puppet will owe you ten bucks
December 27th, 2012
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dumptruck graphic design is dumptruck art is dumptruck conceptualism is dumptruck psychogeography... is post dumptruck neo futurist outsider povera
dumptruck graphic design is dumptruck art is dumptruck conceptualism is dumptruck psychogeography... is post dumptruck neo futurist outsider povera
October 31st, 2012
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friendly xantham gums .. 4 weeks retroactive
friendly xantham gums .. 4 weeks retroactive
August 7th, 2012
Image Point

kippenberger toe shoes and non-kippenberger toe shoes
kippenberger toe shoes and non-kippenberger toe shoes
August 3rd, 2012
Gallery Point

indoor outdoor flavin
indoor outdoor flavin
August 3rd, 2012
Gallery Point

finally plugged into the fireman's phone jack and i heard... chinese trumpets in stereo, dogs barking in the background, then an old lady screaming about the cream cheese on her panty hose, some bleeps, and buzzards, with the occassional drip drippy sound
finally plugged into the fireman's phone jack and i heard... chinese trumpets in stereo, dogs barking in the background, then an old lady screaming about the cream cheese on her panty hose, some bleeps, and buzzards, with the occassional drip drippy sound
June 14th, 2012
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had a dream where lee boyd malvo was hidden in his car trunk shooting pancake batter out of a highly modified gun aimed at leprechauns with leprosy who were dancing in circles around a giant catfish that had been hosed down with blue syrup
had a dream where lee boyd malvo was hidden in his car trunk shooting pancake batter out of a highly modified gun aimed at leprechauns with leprosy who were dancing in circles around a giant catfish that had been hosed down with blue syrup
April 19th, 2012
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mixmaster jape formula 1. DOGBONE (hypothetical) and 2. PERSONAL opinion about the princess .. bridge. gap. stop. solve. swarm. and aftereffects version 10.4.1 FILTH story .. oh no four oh oh so do do. BBEEEEPP a feather gonner with kick monster for baby
mixmaster jape formula 1. DOGBONE (hypothetical) and 2. PERSONAL opinion about the princess .. bridge. gap. stop. solve. swarm. and aftereffects version 10.4.1 FILTH story .. oh no four oh oh so do do. BBEEEEPP a feather gonner with kick monster for baby
February 21st, 2012
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strip away the contrivances of your art and you may find a pocket watch deep inside .. if you yourself did not create the watch then you must strip away the contrivances of the watch and deep inside you may find the eye of a miniature camel
strip away the contrivances of your art and you may find a pocket watch deep inside .. if you yourself did not create the watch then you must strip away the contrivances of the watch and deep inside you may find the eye of a miniature camel
November 18th, 2011
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i am football player of digital art and that internet fantasy football style is the computer realm .. this is typical playbook of nfl art show company called nickel back power solutions and for $49.99 they shall defrag your web art touchdown blitz list
i am football player of digital art and that internet fantasy football style is the computer realm .. this is typical playbook of nfl art show company called nickel back power solutions and for $49.99 they shall defrag your web art touchdown blitz list
September 19th, 2011
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gorf frog dude with beer handle and merry salt muff girl at party last friday
gorf frog dude with beer handle and merry salt muff girl at party last friday
September 9th, 2011
Image Point

amalgamated goose gifs bring moire mapping to everyday life like friend surfing in the summertime .. this is plain old dogma that therefore exists to vacate the flouride of your mind .. decorporate the latest fog hype and turn around and scream at santa
amalgamated goose gifs bring moire mapping to everyday life like friend surfing in the summertime .. this is plain old dogma that therefore exists to vacate the flouride of your mind .. decorporate the latest fog hype and turn around and scream at santa
September 9th, 2011
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romulan bisquits once again this evening its a careless decision that everyohne must barter against after a roll in the hay which is nthing to laugh about when the final curse of jal is upon us lets riase the roof forever
romulan bisquits once again this evening its a careless decision that everyohne must barter against after a roll in the hay which is nthing to laugh about when the final curse of jal is upon us lets riase the roof forever
August 30th, 2011
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and then john said .. praise the blackbird with broken wings all his life while waiting for moments to sing and live and be free in the dead of night .. so sayeth the bible i think in versus 23
and then john said .. praise the blackbird with broken wings all his life while waiting for moments to sing and live and be free in the dead of night .. so sayeth the bible i think in versus 23
August 17th, 2011
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a spider bites you and delays everything by 5 seconds causing an alligator to accidentally eat the laptop computer in the misty deep jungles of africa and suddenly people believe that 2 is greater than 3 and you fall in love with a mossy green battery
a spider bites you and delays everything by 5 seconds causing an alligator to accidentally eat the laptop computer in the misty deep jungles of africa and suddenly people believe that 2 is greater than 3 and you fall in love with a mossy green battery
August 1st, 2011
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when i was 13 years of age the international consortium of athletic musicality finally awarded me the sixth and final chair of the jackson five .. it was then that i tattooed popeye onto my elbow and officially changed my name to steve or steven read
when i was 13 years of age the international consortium of athletic musicality finally awarded me the sixth and final chair of the jackson five .. it was then that i tattooed popeye onto my elbow and officially changed my name to steve or steven read
July 19th, 2011
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i am living inside of a plant right now there are xylems all around me speaking in tongues and i have befriended a worm named sam but he is busy today with nitrogen duty
i am living inside of a plant right now there are xylems all around me speaking in tongues and i have befriended a worm named sam but he is busy today with nitrogen duty
June 25th, 2011
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"Chess is a complete waste of time." -Carrot Top
"Chess is a complete waste of time." -Carrot Top
June 9th, 2011
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objectivists hate my art .. conclusivists love it .. but if i theorize that my art is "about" such polarity then neutrality shall reign
objectivists hate my art .. conclusivists love it .. but if i theorize that my art is "about" such polarity then neutrality shall reign
May 6th, 2011
Text Point

In the past, art was measured using sticks. In the present, art is measured using brains. In the future, art will be measured using art.
In the past, art was measured using sticks. In the present, art is measured using brains. In the future, art will be measured using art.
April 29th, 2011
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the rolls royce was invented in the spring by james joyce when he dropped his banana onto his shoe and kicked it out the window and it fell next to an old frozen baby diaper sitting on the sidewalk
the rolls royce was invented in the spring by james joyce when he dropped his banana onto his shoe and kicked it out the window and it fell next to an old frozen baby diaper sitting on the sidewalk
March 24th, 2011
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washing a tub full of brown hippos is like scoring a few hands full of zippers but without the hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian strings or at least that is what my father always told me when he was a boy growing up in that dreary nabisco factory in leipzig
washing a tub full of brown hippos is like scoring a few hands full of zippers but without the hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian strings or at least that is what my father always told me when he was a boy growing up in that dreary nabisco factory in leipzig
January 25th, 2011
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yum dumb from some slum just told me that i am an idiot but what shut cut up mutt guts do they know anyways i mean really so silly .. afterwards i walked into some barber shop and he told me to cut it out and i told him that i wanted to marry his daughter
yum dumb from some slum just told me that i am an idiot but what shut cut up mutt guts do they know anyways i mean really so silly .. afterwards i walked into some barber shop and he told me to cut it out and i told him that i wanted to marry his daughter
January 5th, 2011
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xotic palmtree laxative forever in ur mind .. the greatness of wimbledon inc .. nonstop record shops and daily dairy delivery .. sexxy linens in black n white .. geordi laforge arrested for marshmallows .. unite .. impossible is the farthest thing
xotic palmtree laxative forever in ur mind .. the greatness of wimbledon inc .. nonstop record shops and daily dairy delivery .. sexxy linens in black n white .. geordi laforge arrested for marshmallows .. unite .. impossible is the farthest thing
November 30th, 2010
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saw bobby the brain heenan in store and he kick my nuts when told him i luv his work
saw bobby the brain heenan in store and he kick my nuts when told him i luv his work
October 27th, 2010
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