Where exactly, is the bathroom?
Back there.

Why did you make this thing look like a brown shoe lamp protector gadget?
Because I'm a fucking retard.

Where is the bathroom?
Back there dood.

Is this a series or a one-off?
You'll have to ask my publicist's agent.

Aren't you like being, uhhhhhm, facetious, condescending?
I am being exactly like your 4th hairdresser used to be. Nothing more.

This is not moving me at all. We thought you were some kind of shaman.
Wow. Sorry.

Did you invent this 4-day time-cube sculpture?
God damn right I did.

Where is the price list?
In the back.

What does this round circle refer to?
A Wesley Willis harmony joy ride.

How long did it take to build this aluminum pedestal?
FROM NOW ON I WILL ONLY ANSWER QUESTIONS WHICH RELATE TO MY ART WHICH IS IN THIS GALLERY SPACE RIGHT NOW. NEXT QUESTION PLEASE. WHAT, NO MORE QUESTIONS? OK COOL LETS GO OUT FOR DOUGH NUTS, I'M BUYING. PLEASE, ON YOUR WAY OUT PEEL THE RED DOTS AND LABELS OFF THE WALL, PLACE THEM INTO YOUR POCKETS AND BRING THEM TO THE BAKERY WITH US, THEN INSERT THESE PEELED META DATAS INSIDE THE DOUGH NUT HOLES THAT WILL BE GIVEN TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, BRING THESE HOME FOR LATER, THEN SQUISH THEM INTO YOUR COMPUTER FLOPPY OR ZIP DISK DRIVES, THEN VISIT MY WEBSITE AT WWW.STEVENREAD.COM, THEN CLICK AT LEAST 23 HYPERLINKS, THEN EJECT THESE META ART DOUGH NUT HOLES FROM YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEMS, CAREFULLY, PLACE THEM INTO A COFFEE CUP, RINSE AND LATHER, THEN CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SCREAM OUT LOUD, 6 TIMES, "I WANNA GO TO THE STADIUM".