Andy Tegethoff: You are a remorseless cake-eating row-butt from the future!
Steven Read: You are the Alfred E. Neuman of pinball.
AT: You are a 15 ft tall statue of cake, made of pig nipples and wax lips.
SR: You are a deer monster with gold teefs, but your butter-laced youthfulness is inspiring. You might have had a perfect colon except for the crabs living in your gerhard richter.
AT: You have exquisite armpit lobes, shaped like Zoot Horn Rollo and colored the hue of creamy gloves filled with a crumb-crisp coating.
SR: You are a zionist, with hands of footballs, like cheeseballs the size of moped wheels with uncolored watermelon paint. You are your mama!
AT: You are a ziolinist and a fredericker, loading and loading at all hours, hurling the fish of ages into a pit of milquetoast bribery.
SR: You guttural freak featuring pampered legs and worn out ears and silly string hair doo doo bitch.
AT: Why you overgrown clump of fetid cheese fries coated with lemur dung like a tapered octopus mouth chicken leg.
SR: You muther fuckin dung hole of onion ring peepees from another galaxy from another planet of rooster brains beeeoooooaaaaootttch!
AT: You complete waste of bum jism in a coat with pigtails.
SR: You sam-hain induced moronic posterboy for the revolution of ghost warriors living amongst the weeds and slimeys!
AT: My, what a black ding-dong in a bowl of Wheaties with oat paste on toast with moldy butter logs under the melon!