Net Arts Enquirer Magazine

MAN GIVES BIRTH TO TWIN BROTHER
According to our sources, who are 99% reliable, Steve Read has given birth to his own twin brother! How is that possible? According to our medical expert, Read had been carrying the twin for at least 20 years. Unknown to him was the nature of that swelling in his lower abdominal cavity. Is Truth stranger than fiction? Just ask Steve! (see the pix on the sidebar)

Very scary stuff. My stomach still hurts, no thanks to Eric...